Dear Negativity,

You often make yourself home in my mind. I never interfered in between you and my mind. In the hindsight, I always tolerated consequences of love affair between you guys. Now, the time has come to put you guys through a rough breakup. Yes, I cannot take you anymore dear Negativity. Kindly fuck off!

Dear Daily-Soaps,

You are there on t.v when I am most exhausted in day and you have ladies who are horrifically dressed up. I prefer you over news channels as Nirmal Baba is less styled than you. At-least I have choice to comment on your neck-pieces and traditional wear than Nirmal Baba’s. Plus, I can crack double meaning dirty jokes on your pathetic dialogs (which is possible with Nirmal Baba as well but then I do that in commercial break). So Dear Daily soaps, I have decided to prefer terrace walks over you. Kindly RIP.

Dear XYZ,

I know you guys are acting weird. You have fucked up each other’s life as far as I see. Additionally you have done ours too. Do whatever you can but I will not let my peace of mind diminish in anyway. God Bless you two. That is it.

Dear Internet,

I am blessed that I have you in life. Without you, I cannot imagine myself sane enough. Kindly maintain it. I have high hopes from you. Especially the day when I decide to cook and I have to take help from my secretly saved food blogs.

Dear Life,

You are neither bad nor worst. Compared to some fucked up old times, you are indeed quiet behaved now. You also maintain it and Please elate your mood in near future. Grass on my side is greener now and I am roping more. Do take care!

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